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9/03/05
I quit the radio business. With 2
weeks notice, I'm on through Labor Day. Is that irony? I don't really have
a good excuse, other than I'd rather be at home on Saturday than at the
radio station. My usual methods of talking myself out of it (free concert
tickets, free t-shirts, etc) have dried up anyway... and my weekend shift
doesn't even buy a tank of gas anymore. (Even before Katrina.) 21 years is
a good run though... and who knows what the future holds.
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Anything that isn't
already copyrighted elsewhere, copyright me
1995-2008
(radio
and geek)
(Never
asked questions)
(Be nice....)
(Damn it!)
LKLF: I've been married 3 times. 1987-1990, 1993-2002, 2005-Present.
Ironically, wife #1 dumped me for a jarhead. Wife #3 is a former jarhead.
My website was actually linked from some college kids blog. He seemed
impressed that I email NASA asking why
we don't have a webcam on the moon. There is nothing impressive about
that... if they had emailed me back... that might have been something. If
they had actually installed a webcam, THAT would have been impressive.
(After all, that movie set they used for the moon landings has to still be
around....)
I stumbled upon one of the greatest shows ever.... Penn and Teller's
"B*llsh!t". I caught all of Season 3. I guess I'll have to rent
the first two, as it has been replaced by "Huff" on the InDemand
choices.
The Wedding Crashers and The 40 Year Old Virgin are two of the best movies
I've seen in the last 10 years. I think it's funny how every media outlet
laments the "woes of Hollywood", and not a single one seems to
recognize that we're paying $8+ a ticket... AND we have to sit through
commercials before the movie starts. Rehashed movie themes can still be
creative, but 8 bucks is 8 bucks.
"You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Fleetwood Mac's Silver
Springs"
LKLF: I have 2 sisters, both younger.
If
Santa Anna had only been patient, he wouldn't have had to suffer through
the negative PR of the Alamo, and still gotten what he wanted.
I'm afraid to watch Risky Business. I liked Tom Cruise a lot more before I
thought he was certifiable. (When those Scientologist handlers want you to
simmer down though, your ass disappears.) Since you have to give them all
your nasty secrets when you join up, and Nicole Kidman doesn't have
custody of their kids anymore, it makes you wonder what she told them.
Back to kick ass TV: Battlestar Galactica. Wow. At this rate it's about to
tie Deadwood. F*ck!ng Wow. I was looking up Michelle Forbes on IMDB
(because I made the mistake of finally watching Kalifornia) and found out
that they're getting ready to work in two Pegasus episodes this season.
She's no Lloyd Bridges, but then again Baltar banging Starbuck would have
just been creepy in the old series.
Running my own webpage is fun. I highly recommend it. My webbug keeps
reporting all kinds of neat searches that lead people to my site. My
nude picture of Mariska Hargitay seems to be a favorite, and all
the weird tech shit I post. It is creepy to see searches for
"Chris Lester Guam" though.
On
the 8th day, I think God really did make sweet tea.
It won't check your grammar... but the new
Google Toolbar will check spelling on webforms. Keep an eye on
them though... I suspect they are more devious than Bill Gates, they just
aren't rich enough to prove it... yet. (And by the time they are, we'll
all be running OSX.)
We all owe a big debt of gratitude to Internet porn, it drives the
technology. Face it, a 56k modem can surf CNN.com just fine, but broadband
makes those titties load justlikethat.
LKLF: My mom is real, but "Dad" adopted me at the age of 8.
(They married when I was 5.) My mom and bio-dad divorced when I was 1.
"Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's
able. The Queen of Hearts is always your best bet... but what if the Queen
of Diamonds has really big tits?" --Eric McGuire.
Nelson rocked. Apparently the assbags at VH1 don't agree though. They seem
to land a seat in every negative countdown the show puts together. This
from the same people that said Clinton on Arsenio was a greater moment
than The Beatles on Sullivan. "I can't face another night on my
own...."
I'm sorry, but I think one of the greatest cover song ever is Jimmy
Buffett's rendition of "Uncle John's Band"... then again... I
think "Fool In The Rain" is Led Zepplin's greatest song ever.
Speaking of which, it wasn't until last year that I learned that Quiet
Riot's biggest hit was a cover.
Those French sure are some peace loving, civilized folks. We should be
more like them, and
use live kittens and puppies for our fishing trips.
My son was playing the demo of MLB 2006 yesterday. And to think I thought
Saucer Attack on the C64 was the sh!t.
They keep moving the average life expectancy. I'm due for a mid-life
crisis sometime, but I'm have a bit of an issue locking down when. Doing
it late will just seem empty.
"You know how I know you're gay? You like walking through Linens 'N
Things."
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